West Coast-East Coast Beef

You always hope for the best, and assume that the world can learn from it's mistakes, but sometimes the fires of envy burn hotter than the cooling waters of love.
Following our wonderful review in the Oregonian, and our "Pick/Recommendation" in the Willamette Weekly, Hannah and Oliver went to the Oregon coast to catch some of the most beautiful scenery that the world has to offer. Below is a shot at the location where Lewis and Clark, (the first East to West American explorers) found the Pacific Ocean. The day could not have been more beautiful.

On our way back that evening, about 13 Miles outside of the Portland City Limits, with the local radio blaring, the back drivers side window spontaneously imploded. Showered in a storm of crumbled glass, Hannah and Oliver pulled over and called the State Troopers.Clearly, one of the Portland theater companies caught wind of our great press, and decided to do something about it, West Coast Style. When State Trooper Deputy Schneider showed up, he couldn't find any sign of a shot, a BB or a Bullet, but when he heard how famous we were, he agreed that it was most likely that a theater company had shot at us. Luckily, Paul stayed behind in Portland with his girlfriend (sorry ladies) because if he had come with us, we could have lost our leading man. Rest In Peace Biggie. Rest In Peace.